Sheherazade 4

We know where this is going, don't we?

Heteros*xual Salem is a member of The Nega M-san Bunch. He is an official Chick-Fil-A supporter, and very heteros*xual. His main girlfriend is Scheherazade (the sorceress of the M-san Bunch), who (unknown to him is a member of the M-san Bunch!). Unlike the real Salem, his eyes always have a yellow glow.