Cranky doodle donkey

Cranky Doodle Donkey is not a member of the Barney Bunch. Instead, he is probably the most h*mophobic male in Ponyville (by most, I mean the only h*mophobe, Besides Nega Members and Snails and Snips). His h*mophobia is so extreme, that he actually wants to chop d*cks off of g*y males (which is why he is classified as the most misandric male h*mophobe, according to the M-san Bunch). He is known to be an ally of Moon Man.